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Storysold: Pest Control was founded on the often forgotten fact that all infestations, like stories, have beginnings, middles, and ends…

For us, selling you a reoccurring service would be an admission of failure. We don’t like losing. We want to nail an ending to every infestation we begin, because nothing says good service better than saying, “The End.”

Here’s The Service Storylines we offer with pricing…  

A) Non-Lethal Wildlife Eviction and Exclusion

B) Old Fashioned Rodent Trapping and Exclusion

C) Passing The Wilderness Test: Preventative Homefront Exclusion

D) The Killer Bedbug Hunt and Elimination 

E) The Home Infesting Bug Hunts

F) Episodic Storysold: Homefront Services

Peifen H.
125 reviews 20d ago

Super honest and thorough with the evaluation, very informative! Highly recommend!

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SEASON 01 - "The Quest for The End begins."

2019 – 2022

Season One is the part where we prove to our customers that infestations, like stories, have beginnings, middles, and ends… 

SEASON 02 - "Written or Unwritten, All Our Services Are Stories."

2022 – 2023

Season Two is the part where we learn more in a few years writing The Action of our service stories than we ever learned in The Generic Pest Control Industry …

SEASON 03 - "Plotting The Earth Show."

2023 – 2024

Season Three is the part where we ponder ways to grow better instead of bigger. We have been calling one of those better service stories The Earth Show…”  

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$65 bucks gets you a handcrafted, fully illustrated reading adventure to our future city where products become props, services become actions, and our stories become the only “gold” worth saving in banks.  Brought to you by STORYSOLD: Publications!