Somewhere along the way, The Pest Industry forgot that infestations, like stories, have beginnings, middles, and ends….(read more)
TABLE OF CONTENTS
(our service storylines with pricing)
A) NO KILL WILDLIFE EVICTION AND EXCLUSION REPAIRS
B) OLD FASHIONED RODENT TRAPPING AND EXCLUSION REPAIRS
D) NO SPRAY ANT HUNTS (CLICK HERE FOR FREE GUIDE)
E) THE TOTAL ELIMINATION BEDBUG HUNT
WE’RE COMMITTED TO STAYING SMALL AND QUALITY DRIVEN. AND THAT MEANS WE CAN’T SAY YES TO EVERYONE. IF YOU’RE A NEW CUSTOMER PLEASE EMAIL: jake@storysoldpestcontrol.com. Include your name, address (or location), description of infestation, methods tried, and referral if applicable.
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SEASON 01 - "The Quest for The End begins."
2019 – 2022
Season One is the part where we prove to our customers that infestations, like stories, have beginnings, middles, and ends…
SEASON 02 - "Written or Unwritten, All Our Services Are Stories."
2022 – 2023
Season Two is the part where we learn more in a few years writing The Action of our service stories than we ever learned in The Pest Control Industry …
SEASON 03 - "Plotting My Future Book About Rats."
2023 – 2024
Season Three is the part where we ponder ways to grow better instead of bigger. Staying small, healthy, and quality driven is much harder than following the classic growth obsessed business plan. In that spirit we decided we needed to write a fact/fiction novel about rats that doesn’t “treat” our wilder creature friends as “pests.” Individuals are not the cause of systemic infestations…
SEASON 4+ - "The Rat Novel In The Works."
From here on in, any writing time I manage to sneak away with will be dedicated to the writing of “the rat novel.” Its working title is, “RATONAUT AND THE MAGIC AD.” It will be a RATical retelling of The Piped Piper with elements of Sleeping Beauty, Rip Van Winkle, and super real stories from my work.
PUBLICATIONS:
Willamette Week
I wrote this article for the Willie Week way back when I was still working in the industry.
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Pest Control Tech
I was interviewed by a national pest control magazine about my “green” pest control practicies.
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STORYSOLD: CITY
For those of you who wonder where our STORYSOLD brandname comes from, I wrote a novel about an ocean-going city where every good and service are sold with their stories.
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