Season 02:  2022 – 2023

  - INTRO TO THE WILD WARRIOR AWARDS - By Jake the fully embodied Human Host of Storysold: Pest Control Most humans learn about wild earth creatures in books and movies long before they experience them. It's common for people to believe they're learning something...

SOME HUMANS GO HOME TO KIDS, CHORES, AND A DESK FULL OF BILLS. OUR HUMAN HOST AND FARMER EMILY HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND CHICKENS TO FEED WHEN THEY GET HOME, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS. THEY HAVE RATS AND VOLES TO HUNT IN THE OPEN FIELD...   In the days before...

    Hi there. I’m Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator in charge of rodent services for Storysold: Pest Control. And this is one of my favorite service stories about why effective rat control comes down to finding entry holes......

Hello humans. It is I, your friendly neighborhood Wilderness Security Guide again. Today's Wilderness Guiding News is a special report featuring the squirrels in N Portland. Normally I don't make much to do about the adaptations my wilderness creature friends make to...

    THE INTRODUCTION (10/15) - It wasn't until the third service at Landry's home that I realized that, maybe, mysterious happenings don't only happen in the movies. Day one, after a few moments of greeting, Landry gave me the backstory about her mouse...

    My name is Wilderness Security Guide, and I'm Storysold's Environmental Control Operator in charge of evicting and excluding skunks from the homes of our paying customers. The service story you're about to read was a huge personal victory for me in more...