Season 02: 2022 – 2023
THE WILD WARRIOR AWARDS
- INTRO TO THE WILD WARRIOR AWARDS - By Jake the fully embodied Human Host of Storysold: Pest Control Most humans learn about wild earth creatures in books and movies long before they experience them. It's common for people to believe they're learning something...
Headwaters Farm in Gresham (active) – “Hunting Rats Organically at Home”
SOME HUMANS GO HOME TO KIDS, CHORES, AND A DESK FULL OF BILLS. OUR HUMAN HOST AND FARMER EMILY HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND CHICKENS TO FEED WHEN THEY GET HOME, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS. THEY HAVE RATS AND VOLES TO HUNT IN THE OPEN FIELD... In the days before...
John in Lake Oswego (active) – “The Unexcludable Homefront: Our First Live Action Novel”
WELCOME TO STORYSOLD'S FIRST LIVE ACTION NOVEL. IT'S ABOUT BUILDING A NEW KIND OF HOMEFRONT. Produced for Jennifer Y, Kevin B, and John D. in Lake Oswego beginning Nov 6th 2019 Chapter 1 (Nov 5th 2019): The Critter I am Wilderness Security Guide, the...
Rental in NE Portland – SEWER RATS – “Don’t Feed the Rat Catchers”
Hi there. I’m Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator in charge of rodent services for Storysold: Pest Control. And this is one of my favorite service stories about why effective rat control comes down to finding entry holes......
Lion/Erin in N Portland (2.6.22) – SQUIRRELS – “The Foam Cave (aka The Rise of Neo-Neanderthal Cave Squirrels)”
Hello humans. It is I, your friendly neighborhood Wilderness Security Guide again. Today's Wilderness Guiding News is a special report featuring the squirrels in N Portland. Normally I don't make much to do about the adaptations my wilderness creature friends make to...
Landry in West Linn (8.1.22) – MICE AND WILDLIFE – “Why Ghostbusters Was About Pest Control.”
THE INTRODUCTION (10/15) - It wasn't until the third service at Landry's home that I realized that, maybe, mysterious happenings don't only happen in the movies. Day one, after a few moments of greeting, Landry gave me the backstory about her mouse...
Mark, Sarah, Kathy, and Sue in Corbett – SKUNKS – “The Epic Skunk Adventure”
My name is Wilderness Security Guide, and I'm Storysold's Environmental Control Operator in charge of evicting and excluding skunks from the homes of our paying customers. The service story you're about to read was a huge personal victory for me in more...
Gladstone, Portland (Spring 2023) – ROOF RATS – “True Control: A Glimpse at The Future of Pest Control”
In the future, customers will call their local environmental control operator and pay them to not kill rats. They will pay us to evict the rats and exclude their entry holes like we do with our popular "Save the Squirrel" wildlife eviction and exclusion...
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