Season 03: 2023 – 2024
THE EARTH SHOW (September 2023) – “Reading The Earth Show for Signs of Beaver”
Welcome to The Earth Show humans. I'm Jake the Human Host (Owner/Operator) of STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This is a special live action story about one of The Show's hardest working wilder creature friends, the beaver. Some human sometime called the great...
THE EARTH SHOW (August 2023) – “Attack of the Lethargic Bat: An Exploration of Fear Infestations
Welcome to The Earth Show humans. I'm Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator for STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This service story is about the time when I caught a bat in the rural wilderness that was a suspected carrier of rabies. Seven...
THE EARTH SHOW (Winter 2023) – “Earning the Jr. Rat Catcher’s Badge”
Welcome to The Earth Show humans. I'm Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator for STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This service story's about the time we met our ideal customer. Her name is Katherine, and she engaged her Homefront in ways we...
THE EARTH SHOW (Winter 2023) – “Save the Rats!”
Welcome to The Earth Show humans. I'm Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator for STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This service story's about the time I teamed up with our customers to explore and discover if a no kill rat exclusion...
THE EARTH SHOW (May 2023) – “The Wilder Pet Predation Plot (the Old Classic where Humans Feed Raccoons Cat Food like Pets)”
Welcome humans. I'm Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator for STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This is a service story about what happens when humans feed my wild creature friends the raccoons like they're pets. Our story begins with a...
THE EARTH SHOW (Spring 2023) – “Apex Predation on the Homefront”
Welcome to The Earth Show humans. I’m Wilderness Security Guide the Environmental Control Operator for STORYSOLD: Pest Control. This is a service story about apex predation on the “Homefront,” which is the language I use to describe the mercurial...
Landry in West Linn (8.1.22) – MICE AND WILDLIFE – “Why Ghostbusters Was About Pest Control.”
THE INTRODUCTION (10/15) - It wasn't until the third service at Landry's home that I realized that, maybe, mysterious happenings don't only happen in the movies. Day one, after a few moments of greeting, Landry gave me the backstory about her mouse...
Pest Management for First Class Property Management
THIS PAGE DOCUMENTS THE WORK I DID FOR FIRST CLASS PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. I'VE WORKED WITH PROPERTY MANAGEMENT COMPANIES BEFORE AND I GENERALLY HATE WORKING FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T TREAT THEIR TENANTS LIKE PAYING CUSTOMERS. I THOUGHT I...
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